Attention Captain Obvious

Hi there.

I know that my sneakers do not match my skirt and blouse.  Thanks for pointing it out, though.

If you want, I’ll give you my two inch heels and you can try to walk 12 blocks in them without having your feet burst into blisters. 

Otherwise, look away.  Or at least pretend you don’t think I’m a complete idiot.

Thanks, and have a wonderful day.