Oh yeah. I forgot to post my football vent. What the *bleep?!?!*
Imagine the horror I felt when I was sitting in a bar in Boston and I get a text telling me that Asante Samuel got signed by the Eagles. The flipping Eagles? C’mon guy. Seriously? I take this as a personal affront. I understand you want more money. I understand that the Pats are bull-headed and won’t overpay anyone. But to leave New England for the Eagles means that I will have to listen to the most obnoxious, fair-weather fans cheer someone that, last year, played for my team. When you do well, they’ll be convinced you’re taking them to the Superbowl. When you drop a pass, you’d better wear a disguise and a bullet-proof vest, ’cause they’ll call for your death.
What is this world coming to?